Pucker up, close your eyes, and take a lick of Toxic Waste Hazardously Sour Candy. If tears aren't in your eyes and your mouth hasn't filled with water, then take another taste. However, be warned, Toxic Waste is known to be the world's most sour candy. Kids will tell you, it is an unbearable sour candy that is hardly tolerable, yet tons are consumed by kids every day.
Warheads and Sour Patch Kid's are the sour candies of the past. When a child goes into a candy store and buys a container of Toxic Waste, he will either be drooling in an hour from the bitterness, or shocked because he had no idea what he was buying. They only bought it for the cool container and sour danger warnings on the labels. Many kids never finish the package, saying they are putting it away for later, or until their tongue and mouth return to normal. Which according to the label, may take days.
I was never a fan of sour candy, however I will admit to a lick or two of Toxic Waste. My lips stayed puckered for a couple days. My tongue burned like it was a hot ball, or maybe it had shriveled up from the sourness, I couldn't tell. Whatever it was, Toxic Waste Hazardously Sour Candy is without a doubt the most sour candy of them all. I dare kids to try just a little.
I love to watch kids who have no idea how sour this candy really is, confidently take a good long suck on a piece of the candy. Tears hit the eyes. Not their eyes, mine, from laughing so hard at their reaction. You can tell their whole mouth is now filled with sour juices and they are pondering, spit it out or continue eating. Being a chocolate fan, sour candy never seemed right to me. Candy should be sweet, I used to say. Then I took a couple licks of Toxic Waste. I was hooked.
Toxic Waste Sour Candy is a great appetite suppressant for adults. You will not want anything in your mouth for hours, maybe days, until your tongue has unpuckered and your lips unswell. Then, like an addict, you will eat it again, and again. Soon pounds melt off. I learned years ago, eating sour candy makes the most desirable foods taste bad.
Toxic Waste Sour Candy comes in Nuclear Sludge Bars, Hi- Voltage Bubblegum, Sour Candy Drums and Banks. The Sour Candy Spray is not something you want to misdirect while spraying. I'm telling you, this stuff is named properly. Toxic Waste Hazardously Sour Candy, the candy you should eat when you want your mouth to go berserk.