by Troy Nicholls

Created on: March 18, 2009

Sex Drive is about an eighteen-year-old virgin named Ian. He meets a girl online named Ms_Tasty. She asks Ian to meet her in person in Knoxville, which happens to be nine hours away from where he lives in Brookfield. He steals his older, arrogant, homophobic brother Rex's car "The Judge", a Pontiac GTO, and sets off with his friends Lance and Felicia. Felicia is believing they are going to Knoxville to see Ian's grandmother who has foot cancer.

Already on the highway they get in trouble when a freeway racer throws nachos and coke that strikes his windshield obscuring his vision and impairing his driving. They come into a close encounter with a Winnebago, before they come to a halt. Their first stop at a gas station ends up with Lance bringing a depressed girl named Brandy along, whom he only wants to have sex with. They bring her back to her parents trailer where Lance joins her in the bedroom and Ian and Felicia are forced to keep the parents company. The parents are repulsive, the father has his old man scrotum hanging out of his shorts and it looks like they have never stood up from their chairs, unless they had to go to the washroom. Brandy's boyfriend ends up bursting in demanding where Brandy is. The three of them then have to escape back on to the road.

They get car troubles and end up stalled in front of a hitchhiker. The three of them were urinating in the radiator, then they try to leave the hitchhiker behind, but the car only drove about 10 feet before breaking down again. The hitchhiker, frustrated at the three takes off. As Ian and Felicia wander down the road to find help, Lance stays with "The Judge". Ezekiel, an Amish riding a horse drawn buggy, whom happens to know a lot about cars offers help to Lance and pulls the car along. Ezekiel and a few more Amish repair the car while the three friends join in at a Rumspringa where Fall Out Boy is playing a concert. Lance meets an Amish girl named Mary whom he falls in love with. Ian promises Ezekiel that they will come and help out around the farm on the way back.

Ian's stomach ends up feeling bad a bit later and they end up stopping at a carnival, where Ian meets Sandy and he gets pulled in to make an abstinence pledge. Unfortunately at the time he had a hard-on. He gets angry at Sandy for making him do that and she retaliates by throwing a big lollipop which hits Felicia in the mouth. They have to make a stop at the dentist. While Felicia and Ian are waiting for her to get her teeth fixed, they have

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