My Cat, Your Cat
(Your's Was Skinny; Mine Is Fat)
My cat, your cat;
I think it's time we had a chat.
Neighbor, I just have to say;
Yours was such an ornery brat.
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Mine is called PhattBrat;
He's such a friendly chap.
The little scamp that you once had
Always came to "HereMac"
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He's was nothing but an alleycat;
He didn't take any flack.
Checking out the garbage cans;
Always searching for a tasty rat.
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Your was skinny; mine is fat;
Gone for days, then he'd come back.
Oh how I snickered when he hissed and spat
When he pounced on a spider for a little snack.
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He kept me awake when I'd try to nap;
He'd play with my spools when I tried to tat.
He always found time to poop in my garden;
Mine has a litter box for that crap.
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How he carried on like a proper little brat;
Always fighting and on the attack.
He always came over and beat mine up;
I'd scare him away with a loud hand clap.
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Sorry, road kill; he just went splat;
He shouldn't have gone and chased my cat.
I guess he won't be causing any more trouble;
Because now he's just compost scrap.