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Created on: March 15, 2009
Ulysses STOP DAYDREAMING !
I am always daydreaming of a red,small, fast car.
I am always pretending to be driving this awesome sports car.
I am driving down the avenue, and waving to all my friends.
"Ulysses, stop daydreaming!
I am always daydreaming of living in a big white house.
I have a swimming pool, and my own candy store.
I eat candy all day long,
while sitting by my swimming pool.
And just before I bite into that big... chocolate... candy bar,
"Ulysses, pay attention, it's your turn to read!"
I am always daydreaming of becoming an astronaut.
I will fly my rocket ship high above the clouds.
I will take all of my friends,
and we will have a big party in the sky.
"Uylsses, go to the office!"
I am always daydreaming that I am the President of the
United States of America.
Everyday is a holiday, and all the schools are closed.
All the boys and girls are playing all day long
jumping up and down, and having fun.
"Ulysses, do your homework!"
I am always daydreaming of staying up all night,
and leaving the lights on.
watching cartoons, and eating junk food.
I don't have to do homework,
or hear my mom and dad shouting,
"Uylsses, it is time for you to get to bed!"
And then I say, OK, Goodnight...
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