"The Pickled Worm"
Last call for Kahlua
Last call for gin
The Grey Goose is in the bottle
It's capped; he's staying in
The Red Dog's in the kennel
The Bud Lite's been turned out
And even mighty Guinness
Isn't looking all that Stout
St. Pauli Girl's in her jammies
The king of beer removed his crown
Captain Morgan's on the top shelf
And he refuses to come down
Mickey's Big Mouth isn't talking
Harp doesn't want to play
And the mezcal worm stays pickled
For at least another day