by T.C Leonard

Created on: March 03, 2009   Last Updated: March 06, 2009

"The Pickled Worm"

Last call for Kahlua
Last call for gin
The Grey Goose is in the bottle
It's capped; he's staying in

The Red Dog's in the kennel
The Bud Lite's been turned out
And even mighty Guinness
Isn't looking all that Stout

St. Pauli Girl's in her jammies
The king of beer removed his crown
Captain Morgan's on the top shelf
And he refuses to come down

Mickey's Big Mouth isn't talking
Harp doesn't want to play
And the mezcal worm stays pickled
For at least another day

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