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each passage with the phrase "the Fairi (pronounced "fairy")People (as the people of Fairness were known) can do anything". And he repeated this over and over again; "Fairi's can do anything!" "Fairi's can do anything", "Fairi's can do anything thing", until you either started to believe it, or wanted to put your head on the block of a guillotine because of it.

"Please stop." One could be heard muttering under one's breath. But he did not.

To further make his point about how magnificent the OP was, the Dark Prince told a tale of a great storm that wiped out one of the major cities in his province.

It did not seem to matter to the Dark Prince that this story was seen by the entire world over as one of the greatest failures of the Kingdom of Fairness.

There were news reports, stories and songs dedicated solely to this disaster-a disaster that occurred at a time when the OP was the PIP. And its ineptitude, insensitivity, and overall incompetence was one of the many reason that it went from being the PIP to the OP quicker than a levy could break or a tide could rise.

The very next day the entire Kingdom of Fairness was buzzing about the new Kings speech and the Dark Princes response to it.

While not every one was in agreement with what the new King had to say, there was a consensus throughout that land that what the Dark Prince said in response was almost incomprehensible for anyone over three years in age.

Even the members of the OP with an above eighth grade education or way of thinking (for whom there appeared to be few) were left scratching their heads.

Still there were those of simple mind who were able to hear the Dark Princes simple message as a brave new call to take up arms in the year of our Lord 2012.

Spidervisions lit up with conversations about how the Ice Princess of the Northwest coupled with the Dark Prince of the deep south will bring the new King and the PIP to its knees.

The Ice Princess of the Northwest who had hereto been unknown to those not under her jurisdiction-was called to come down from her perch to stand along side General Methuselah in the OP's 2008 campaign to maintain the thrown.

She was put forth as recognition that the OP then the PIP could digest a woman in a powerful position just like the PIP then the OP could.

It did not matter that the Ice Princess was not equal in statue, education or notoriety as the PIP's former First Queen, whom herself was seeking to be ruler of Fairness Land.

No. The only requirement for the Ice Princess was that

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