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Created on: March 02, 2009
I began my career long time ago in human history. I am man's best friend in need and his worst enemy in deed.However the real scenario here is, mankind can't live without me. My greatest acheivement and wonderful journey began in Ancient Babylon and since then I continue to live on. From Babylon I settled in Ancient Rome where I met Julius Caesar and many of his countrymen.Before I go any futher let me tell you what my must beloved name is.My name is POLITICS. Since the day I began my career I have never slept. Each day I began my daily routine from the Far East, to the Middle East, then over the entire of Europe. I would take my mid-day napp in Africa and then across the atlantic where I will just briefly say hi to the West Indies.This melancholy journey ends in Washington where I become very happy for the way they threat me.
Since the beginining of 20th century, a date in history by which many African countries had their sovereignty either from Great Britain or France, I have been facing many source of solace in African. For decades my stay in South Africa was beyond my own power. The government of South Africa formed mainly by the minority white continued to affect my daily life. When riots became the focal point of the way Black and coloured South Africans see me as their weapon of victory, I always become angry. But on that faithful morning when the prison gate of Robben Island in South African was forced open by me allowing Nelson Mandella to walk out as a free man, the people in South Africa knew that Iam about to change their way of life. I was very sorry that morning for it was due to the love Mandella had for me that kept him behind bars for nearly three decades.However, when Mandella became president, I was on the minds of millions of people around the world while they celeberate the final victory of freedom for the Black South Africans and the end of Apartheid. That day also reminded me of how it used to be in America before the civil right law was established. It reminded me of people who lost their lives because of their involvement in me. Today Iam still encountering problems in Africa.The worst of all the problems they involved me in, is war and I hate it because during war, people cannot be very much involve in me.
After the civil right movement and the final establishement of the laws, America become the only country in the world where Iam very much happy to stay. American and its system of democracy which I want my name to be most identify with has given me hope that one day the entire world will embrace me without wars. Iam politics, you find me in a socialist model, comminist model, capitalis model and many more. But for my self I like socilaist model because I don't want disadvantage. If I could I want to be present on the minds of every single human being that are equal in power, money and every aspect of life. That could bring in peace throughtout the world. For I could only function well in a peaceful society free from war. I like bureaucrats with human feelings and hate those who proposes plan to create wars.
Finally this year something extraodinary, something never thought of before could happend in America, has happend . America has for the first time in history a black president. That makes me happy. Now each day I visit Washington to see how the new president will handle me. Iam POLITICS. I create wars although I hate it. Hay reader go back and read more and don't let me be too much on your mind. Iam POLITICS if you take me serious you may make a mistake. Be easy with me at all times.Bye Bureaucrats see Yah!
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