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Created on: February 26, 2009
A Theme Song for Helium
Reading, rating, writing,
We do it all day long.
Someone dares to spank us,
And spoil our happy song.
Issues find their way here
Within each chatty wall
Differences are sorted through
So our ratings will not fall.
And for the big finale
We use our bragging rights
To claim we knew the answers
And avoided all the fights.
So have a little fun my friends
As you rate those poems galore.
Be grateful when you get them,
Or you may end up with more.
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