by Bob Chaney

Created on: February 26, 2009

I THREW MY MOMMA IN THE RIVER

(Sung to the tune of: I Threw My Momma In The River)

Start with the CHORUS:

I threw my momma in the river
I watched her sink below the waves
Now the sheriff's lookin' for me
And I got no place to stay

(That was the CHORUS)

My girlfriend likes to suck green jelly beans
My dog got killed dead by a train
This is really tasteless music
It shows we really have no brains

CHORUS

The girls on third street wear tight blue jeans
My truck is red and has a flat
I'd really like to date the blonde one
Not in the front but in the back

CHORUS

I got a Venezuelan nickel
She likes the Flintstones on TV
If we had anything in common
Then they should probably charge a fee

CHORUS

We wrote these really senseless lyrics
We knew you'd like em from the top
We play em loud and full of anger
We play em till you tell us stop

CHORUS

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