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Created on: February 25, 2009
The Glorious Twelfth'
We Drive at Dawn'
To paraphrase John Mills'
No fallen youth
Nor heroes of war
But four middle aged men
Set forth on golfing tour.
Through Harrogate, Ripon and Durham City
To Scotland home of golf
Past Gormley's sexless Angel'
Large of wings and small of head
Up The Great North Road
Like Caesar's Legions, long lain dead.
The Tour arrives in Edinburgh, the weather constant foul
Frozen hands, faces chapped and
Feet as cold as Titanic's deadly berg
A climate for the clinically insane
The Club House fires beckon
And whiskey thaws the pain.
A week gone by, the final round
On North Berwick's famous links
An icy sleet a biting blast from
Tee off through eleven
Then on the twelfth a miracle
Ra's product sent from heaven.
The haar is lifted suddenly and
Scotland is in view
Breathtaking in its glory
Waves fragment on an empty beach
As Ben Sayers spirit awakens
And the hole is now within our reach.
That glorious twelfth with
Four puts holed, four birdies eagerly carded
Joy unrestrained with nature joining in
The Curlew swoop, the Black Gulls scream
At well played shots in a Caledonian sun
The English golfers dream.
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