by Sylvester Pierpoint (aka John Jeffries)

Created on: February 22, 2009

LOOKING FOR A MATE

I'm a lazy, crazy lax-a-daisy

Funny kind o' guy

I don't like work but I'm no jerk

And here's the reason why

I tried it out but had some doubt

If that was meant for me

I like to snack and drink some Jack

And watch my color TV

The boss had said get out of bed

And be here by ten of three

He gave me some guff and looked real tough

And that was too much for me

I became a man without a plan

Who was looking for a mate

To share a wanton life with me

Before it was too late

I walked into this Tavern

And looked over at the bar

In hopes a girl that I could love

Would stand out like a star

I'm looking for a certain type

Who'll fit into my scheme

One who wouldn't fool around

And become my life-long dream

She'd have to hate the daily chore

Of working to earn her pay

And simply love to stay at home

And lounge throughout the day

For I'm a man without a plan

Who's looking for a mate

So if you think you fill this bill

Let's go out on a date

I just can't stand a steady job

And want to loaf and play

I'd rather spend my time at home

And be with you each day

So if you have a bank account

That's big enough for two

I'd love to be your lover boy

And spend my life with you

For I'm a man without a plan

Who's looking for a mate

So if you want to try it out

I'm ready and I can't wait

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