by Neshele Crockett

Created on: February 18, 2009

HOW MRS. HUMPAL GOT HER HUMP.

One evening in early Spring, Danny was in school, and not in a good mood. Mrs. Humpal had just given out science projects, due for the class. One of Danny's most hated things to do. He reached for his pencil, but he couldn't find it. It had rolled all over across the floor, by Mrs. Humpal's desk, kicked by other students, unkonwingly, and Danny had no clue either. Then he asked his friend April for a pen. Mrs. Humpal heard him, and told him to shhhhh. Mrs.Humpal NEVER allowed children in her class to write with pens. She beleives that pens are more dangerous, than pencils. They can write on themselves even more too. That is strike 1 for Danny. he did the project with a crayon. Then when he was done recess began. OMG! He was like sooo into jenny. Jenny was so ugly. She was SUPER DUPER UGLY! Well anyways, Jenny liked him too. Then they made out, and went to their seperate classrooms. Then in class, he tried to ask Big Bertha out. She was BIG. Then he had got sent to another class, and that what strike 2.

After Biggy big rejected Danny, Danny started crying like a big o'l baby. Then he said to his teacher," You stupid, fat, ugly, hump back whale!" Then the teacher called his mother. His mother Ferra, grounded him for 2 weeks. Then Danny was going on 3 boy!

After THAT incident, another incident occured. Well, WOULD occur. And it did. Ha ha. Danny was rejected exactly 18 times. By:

1.Juni

2. Sila

3. Mickei

4. Nikki

5. Hailey

6.Leia

7. Barbara

8. Big Bertha

9. Sarah F.

10. Damia

11. Lilly

12. Sarah K.

13. Milly

14. Danika

15. Kayla

16. Trina

17. Margarette

18. Sasilia

That's a lot! Moving on.... Danny came back from the other classroom he was sent to. Then when he sat down, he was talking to his friend again. but this tie wit was Rachell. No wonder he only talks to girls. No boys hang around fake wanna have someone, can NOT get them little boy. So he only has a 1 friend that's a boy. Garfield. yep. the cat. Anyways, Mrs. Humpal got up and slapped Danny right across his face. it was so hard, the class all the way across the hall,(turn some corners) could hear it. Then Danny fell to the floor, and then he got up and right when Mrs. Humpal turned around, not knowing, Danny kicked her right in the stomache REALLY hard! It went all through her back. That's how she got a hump.

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