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Poetry: My own obituary

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  by MJ Suttor

  A private ceremony was held

  honoring the deceased.

  Dying with shaved legs

  and clean underwear

  she did not die under

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  by Jem Gedwing

  Here lies Jem, A jewel of a Gal
  Her tall pointed hat tilted jaunty at all.
  Her black garb and bracelets sing e'er more
  And her

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  by Chuck Maddock

  Here in the ground can be found the remains Quinten Quartermass

  He imbibed of the brew and only chased the fairest of all

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  by T.C Leonard

  "Doc Smith Said I'm Dead"

  Doc Smith said I'm dead
  In a coffin of lead,
  But I'm always the last one to know
  Well, I paid my rent
  Wherever

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  by M. Joseph

  Here lies a man,

  And if you care to know,

  He wasnt bad looking

  (As far as he knew),

  He led a life so bland

  It could almost be

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Poetry: My own obituary