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Songs: My wife

My wife, love of my life
Threw my stamp collection in the bin
My wife, trouble and strife
Expects me to do, everything

She makes me sweep the floor, answer the door
Rub her back with a special cream
I have to cook her meals, just to cop a feel
She's the boss and I'm the team

My wife, love of my life
Cut the arms off my favourite shirt
My wife, trouble and strife
Knows just how to hurt

She makes me mow the lawn, provide the brawn
When she can't open a jar
Just for a treat, she makes me rub her feet
Then wash her car

My wife, love of my life
Deleted a Lost episode from the Tivo
My wife, trouble and strife
Should I give her the big heave-ho?

But she knows, that I can't go
That I'll never leave her for another
There's one thing for sure, more and more
I should never have married my mother

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Songs: My wife

  • 1 of 28

    by Ian Yates

    V1:

    I wake up every morning

    And find you lying next to me

    I look at you so beautiful

    And wonder why you ever picked me

    I feel

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  • 2 of 28

    by C J Jackman Zigante

    She Keeps Loving Me Anyway




    [verse]

    Lord knows I've let her down,

    more than a time or two

    An I aint that easy too live with

    Lord

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  • 3 of 28

    by Mark T. Andrews

    My wife, love of my life
    Threw my stamp collection in the bin
    My wife, trouble and strife
    Expects me to do, everything

    She makes

    read more

  • 4 of 28

    by Rukhaya Mk

    YOU ARE.

    In my dreams, the dream I forgot to forget,

    In my memory, the sun that forgot to set,

    In my imagination, the creator

    read more

  • 5 of 28

    by Mae Michaels

    Verse 1:

    One night in late December I got down on one knee

    And asked you if you'd spend a lifetime loving only me




    You didn't

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