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Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz named their baby boy Bronx Mowgli Wentz or to use his initials BMW.

The couple join the growing list of celeb parents who give their children crazy names in a bid to be unique.

That's right, they wanted to be 'unique.' They didn't think about what it will be like for poor little Bronx when he starts school. Then again, if he goes to school with any of these children he'll fit right in!

Zowie: Parents - Angela and David Bowie. Yep that's right, Zowie Bowie. He later changed his name to Joe before settling on Duncan, i can't think why.

Blue Angel: Parents - Aislinn O'Sullivan and The Edge from U2. Can anyone with this name ever be taken seriously? Good job she's the daughter of a celebrity because she'd never be taken seriously in a real job. Can you imagine 'Blue Angel will see you now' or 'Blue Angel will be performing this operation.'

Rocket: Parents - Elizabeth Avellan and Robert Rodriguez. They also have kids called Racer, Rebel, Rogue and Rhiannon. Lucky Rhiannon.

Bluebell Madonna: Parents - Geri Halliwell and Sacha Gervasi. This could really catch on. How about Daffodil Britney? Sunflower Whitney? Or even Snapdragon Cher?

Princess Tiaamii: Parents - Jordan and Peter Andre. With Jordan's love of pink and anything girly we could see this coming a mile off, doesn't mean it's ok though.

Fifi Trixibell: Parents - Paula Yates and Bob Geldof. Why do two ordinary named humans, Paula and Bob, give their children such unordinary names?

Lark song: Parents - Mia Farrow and Andre Previn. The name Lark doesn't even sound cute without the song bit on the end so god knows what went through Mia's head when she named her daughter.

Tu: Parents - Debbon Ayer and Rob Morrow. This is great, the parents knew exactly what they were doing when they named their daughter Tu (Morrow). But what were they thinking?! It may have been a fun pun at first but the poor girl has to live with that name forever, or until she marries, hopefully to someone with the surname Day.

Sage Moonblood: Parents - Sasha Czack and Sylvester Stallone. Any name with the word 'blood' in it should never be considered as a possible name for a pet let alone a baby.

Audio Science: Parents - Shannyn Sossamon and Dallas Clayton. This sounds like a character from something like Dexter's Laboratory. That means it should definitely not be the name of a child.

Moon unit: Parents - Adelaide Gail Sloatman and Frank Zappa. I have nothing to say about this name other than why?!

Diva Thin Muffin: Parents - Adelaide Gail Sloatman and Frank Zappa. Frank and his wife were clearly high on drugs when they named their children. Diva, we can almost forgive, but Thin Muffin? WTF?!

Jermajesty: Parents - Alejandra Oiaza and Jermaine Jackson. Who the hell names their kid Jermajesty?! You'd expect it from Michael, but not Jermaine, the so-called sensible one of the family.

Pilot Inspektor: Parents - Beth Riesgraf and Jason Lee. Jason named him after a song he heard by the band Grandaddy called 'He's Simple, He's Dumb, He's the Pilot.' If the man had just waited for eight more tracks on the same album he could have named him E. Knievel Interlude which is equally ridiculous but in a much cooler way.

Moxie Crime fighter: Parents - Emily and Penn Jillette. Nobody cares about middle names right? Fair enough, but that doesn't explain the Moxie part.

Kyd: Parents - Tea Leoni and David Duchovny. Not the most kooky or downright ridiculous name but it's my favourite because it's just so simple yet so stupid.

A special mention must also go to Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily, Apple and Harlow Winter.

Be thankful your parents aren't stars!

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