by Janet Harris

Created on: January 30, 2009

Oh I never win bargains on Ebay

And I really don't know why

Whenever I put in a reasonable bid

Someone else puts in one that is high

Oh I never win bargains on Ebay

And it really makes me quite sad

I know if I won I'd be happy

I keep losing and that makes me mad

The others all know how to play the game

And I try my hardest to be the same

But the winners name is never my name

I'm bad at Ebay and know I'm to blame

Oh I never win bargains on Ebay

And maybe I should not try

But when I see something that I really want

Well it's difficult not to cry

So in future I won't even try to bid

But I'll get my bargains somehow

I'll just view the things that are cheapest

And then click on Buy it Now'.

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