by Steven Dontigny

Created on: January 24, 2009

Annoying a guy is easy. I am one and have been through many annoying times. There are the basic things a girl can do to annoy the guy like bugging him during sports, inviting him out to family events or bringing him to artsy events. Most of these are common knowledge.

If you want to be annoying here is the top ten things you can do to drive guys nuts.

10. Candles. Guys hate candles, especially if it his place and you come to visit. Candles are visible and even when not lit give off a scent. His friends will tease the heck out of him

9. Start leaving your stuff at his place. This is an invasion of his domain and it will have lingering effects. You do not have to bring over lots of stuff, just a few key pieces and distribute them throughout his place.

8. Hint at redecorating. A bears den is stone and dirt and so to is a mans home. Rad colors, frilly curtains and throw blankets will annoy to no end. Color swatches and wallpaper samples left scattered around different rooms will weigh heavy on his mind.

7. Organize. Start re-organizing his things. Cds, sports memorabilia, clothing, closets whatever you can get your hands on. It will drive him nuts both instantly and slowly. If you can do this while he is out and surprise him when he gets back

6. Invite over your friends. Watch girlie movies and have book clubs. Refrain from drinking, that will result in fantasy thoughts.

5. Hold hands in public. Guys hate it. They might do it, but they hate it! It shows other guys that they have been tamed and broken. Be careful here though guys have lots of ways of getting out of this, so pay attention.

4. Baby talk. This doesn't have to even be in front of other people. Baby talk anytime will drive him insane! If you choose to talk baby talk in front of people just remember that this may have negative effects on how you are viewed by those who witness your choice of words.

3. Call him when he is out with the boys. Not a hundred times just once. The guys will tease the heck out of him.

2. Tell him you had tickets for a sporting event but turned them down. This will almost instantly put him over the edge.

And the number 1 way to annoy a guy is to play the sex card. When he wants it you don't. When he can't have it or is into something (sports) show him you want it!

I would say that any of these will drive a guy nuts. Take this as a warning though any combination of two or more may result in a very annoyed guy that may lash out and be irritated at the smallest things!

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