by Billy Lothridge

Created on: January 24, 2009

Attention all Americans with the terrorist's attempts to attack the root of all America it has come to the attention of the DOD (department of defense) that American health facilities may have been infiltrated by terrorist. They have released a simple list to help you determin that your health care physician is a terrorist ,or just a psychotic doctor. The list first describes signs of terrorist followed by a psychotic doctor.

How to tell the diffrence between a terrorist doctor ,and a psychotic doctor.

10. When instead of copies of time magazine ,or health pamphlets you see Jihad weekly ,and How to find an infidel in disguise pamphlets your doctor might be a terrorist / Instead of new magazines ,and health pamphlets he has copies of 420 magazine ,and clown weekly magazine in the waiting room your doctor may be psychotic

9. The waiting room TV is set permanantly to A islamic state run news programs your doctor may be a terrorist. / If the waiting room TV has an infinate loop of the movie glitter your doctor may be psychotic.

8. When your in the parking lot ,and your doctors new hummer has a built in missile rack your doctor might be a terrorist. / If your doctors new car has a biohazard tag ,and an improptu chemistry lab that is still smoldering your doctor may be psychotic.

7. When he asks simple medical questions he hooks you up to a lie detector ,and he tazes you if you lie your doctor might be a terrorist. / Your doctor refers to you as a it ,and simply tells you to put lotion on your skin your doctor may be psychotic.

6. Your doctors medical school diploma is signed by adolph hitler ,and Dr. Mengile your doctor might be a terrorist. / Your doctors medical school diploma is actually a dennys childrens menu ,and signed in crayon your doctor may be psychotic.

5. The examination room consists of a chair , Several bright lights ,and what looks to be a car battery on a cinderblock with wires attatched your doctor might be a terrorist.

4. The doctor constantly repeats as he is putting you under for surgery what are the launch codes your doctor may be a terrorist. / The doctor asks constantly as he is putting you under for surgery are you sure your over 18 your doctor may be psychotic.

3. When the doctor refers you as a prisoner as he admits you to the hospital your doctor may be a terrorist. / When admiting you to the hospital the doctor refers to you as the plaintiff your doctor may be psychotic

2. The doctor calls you at 3 AM to tell you he is holding your test results in exchange of release of prisoners in guantanmo bay's release your doctor may be a terrorist. / Your doctor sends you your calls at 3 AM to tell you are test results had failed 4th grade ,and needs ro go to remedial classes your doctor may be psychotic

1. Waking from surgery you hear a ticking noise from the surgical site ,and wound care information gives you a time ,and location to be at your doctor may be a terrorist. / When waking from surgery your doctor jumps for joy ,and tells the nurse OH MY GOD I HAD ONE SURVIVE! your doctor may be psychotic.

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