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Poetry: Sports humor

by Michael Rupp

Created on: January 18, 2009

WHEN OLD MEN SWING




When old men swing

There's not much zing

And the ball goes not far

From the tee




That is why

When a' golfing they go

They often shoot par

Times three




When young men swing

The ball takes wing

It flies

Both hither and yon




But it's nip and tuck

Will it land in the muck?

Or go all the way

To the pond

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