A nun hailed a cab one day, and while she and the cab driver were traveling, the cabbie kept looking back at her through the mirror.

"What is it?" she finally asked.

The cabbie blushed. "You're gonna think this is silly," he said, "but there's something I've always wanted to do."

The nun smiled kindly and said, "What is it, child?" "Well," the cabbie blurted, "I've always wanted to kiss a nun."

She thought about this for a moment and finally said, "Well, are you Catholic and single?"

"Yes," he replied.

"Okay, then, pull over."

He pulled over and I won't go into the details, but the nun was a real good kisser. Finally, she got back in the backseat and they continued driving on their way. A little while later, the cabbie got nervous again and finally said, "I have a confession to make."

"What is it, my child?" the kind nun asks.

"Well, I'm not really Catholic and single. I'm Jewish and married."

"That's okay," the nun replies. "I'm not really a nun. My name's Kevin, and I'm on my way to a Halloween party."

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