by Billy Lothridge

Created on: January 17, 2009

Of the many jokes one will come across the lightbulb jokes are some pretty good ones ,and some can be pretty bad. I have crossed many of these jokes from the how many government officials does it take to change one, to the more debatable how many gay men does it take to change one. The point is it's a simple joke ,and ment to make one laugh so please do not feel offended by these as there is no offense ment by them. A few of my favorites include some pretty bad ones so here they are.

1. How does Chuck Norris change a light bulb? He doesnt he stares it down until it changes itself.

2. How many gay men does it take to change a light bulb? One , but it takes a who ER to remove it.

3. How many married men does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows as it has yet to be done they removed it ,but never finish anything they start.

4. How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows because they are to high to even find the right light they see.

5. How many egotistical people does it take to change a light bulb? One ,but you have to wait while the whole room revolves around them.

6 Why do you never see light bulbs drinking at bars? Because they get totally smashed.

7. Why do you see santa cussing in mid july? He is trying to find the single burnt out bulb to replace on his christmas lights.

8. A man walks into the a doctors office with a light bulb in his mouth. The doctor calls him in ,and sees this plight. He asks why he had a light bulb in his mouth after he removed it. Well he said for some reason when I think a light bulb appears over my head. The man thinks ,and sure enough this occurs. Then explained his wife told him to eat his ideas while the preacher was by for dinner that night. The next day the same man waddles strangely into the doctors office ,the doctor asks him what seems to be his troubles. Well the man explains "Me and my wife got into a really bad argument of what a bad idea she had for him to just eat his ideas well she told me where i should shove my ideas next time I had one.

9. How many light bulbs does it take to change a mans mind? Not sure men are extramly stubborn.

10. How many maids does it take to change a light bulb? None thats the ground keepers job.

I hope you enjoyed them ,and share them with a friend these are great jokes. I hope i didnt offend Chuck Norris either as I heard he has a killer instinct for things of this nature.

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