by Magnolia Miller

Created on: December 25, 2008   Last Updated: December 26, 2008

Well, it's true. Good things really do come to those who wait. It has just been too quiet lately. Hollywood has been chugging along all "normal" and everything and it has been tough finding something to say about those whacky celebrities.

But, just when I was beginning to think I was going to have to make something up - BAM! It happened. It fell out of the sky like manna from heaven. I have something to write about. But the best thing? I didn't have to make it up.

In case you haven't heard, (cause, what, you don't sit around holding your breath waiting for this information?) a new celebrity baby has been born. That's right. Out of the primordial vibration of the universe, a new, heavenly zenith has risen once again on the Hollywood horizon.
No, it's not the Dawning of the Age of Aquarius or anything, but it's close.The stars and planets aligned in perfect celestial harmony and his name is - hold onto your telescopes star gazers - Bronx Mowgli Wentz.
Uh huh. You heard me. Bronx Mowgli Wentz. I swear. And yes, that would be Bronx, as in the New York City borough, and Mowgli, the umm........Disney character.

I told you. You can't make this stuff up.
Okay, so before I get started, here's my standard disclaimer: I'm not a baby basher. I love babies. All babies. All babies are cute. Even the ugly ones.
But.......... Mowgli?!? Oh, for the love of..........
Bronx - just the bare necessities - Mowgli, is the first born child of Ashlee Simpson, the younger sister of Jessica, and Pete Wentz, a musician in the band, Fallout Boy. The little fella made his way into this world on Thursday, November 20th, weighing in at 7 lbs 11 ozs.
Baby and mom are resting fine - as it is always said - and the rest of us are choking to keep from spewing our coffee all over our computer screens.

But anyway.
So I'm thinking, "This has GOT to be the humdinger of humdinger's when it comes to those whacky Hollywood baby names."
I mean, really. How weird can you get?

Or maybe I've just gotten a bit desensitized these days? What, with Demi's girls, Rumer, Scout and Tallulah Belle along with Gwen Stefani's "Zuma Nesta Rock" (yes, she really named her son Zuma Nesta Rock. ) even Phinneaus and Apple was starting to sound okay to me.
But Mowgli? This one officially takes the cake.

Well, I couldn't help myself. So I did a lil' search on the internet. And guess what? Not only is Mowgli not the weirdest Hollywood name, but, it's actually quite normal. Check this out.
Bronx Mowgli will be able to hook-up for some hip

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