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Tips for dating a married woman

You want tips for dating a married woman? Ask yourself this question: Who is this married woman? Hopefully it better be your wife. If it is not, walk away Walk away as far as you can. If you are at a big enough distance, start running and do not look back. Dating a married woman brings nothing but unwanted and unnecessary trouble. One cannot necessarily fathom the ramifications of dating a married woman if she is not your wife. If you are married yourself, you are going to hurt your wife. If you have children, you are going to hurt them as well. Is the woman married to a friend of yours?


You risk throwing away the friendship.




That just makes you nothing but the unwitting god of death and destruction. You only do nothing but hurt the people around her. Overall, do not get involved with a married woman.
Do not date a married woman under any circumstances. But, then again you may not be able to resist the temptation. This could be easily compared to "pulling the level" or "pressing the button." When they say "don't pull the lever" or "don't press the button," it means "DON'T!" This can be compared to opening up "Pandora's Box."




If you cannot resist here are the following things:




BUY A GUN




Chances are if and when the husband finds out about this affair he may come out and kill you. I am not kidding. There have been millions of real-life scenarios in which a woman killed another woman for messing around with her husband. There have been men that killed other men for messing around with their wives and girlfriends. Chances are high that he may come after you with the intent to kill.




You can get off with preemptive self-defense.




BUY A KEVLAR VEST




If the scorned husband comes after you and fires a weapon, you will not die. If he uses a more powerful weapon, you are pretty much screwed.
Then again, the powerful weapons are banned for civilian sales. If you managed to escape unscathed, you can report the person to the authorities.




BE WARY ON WHERE YOU MEET HER




This should be self-explanatory. You need to pick a spot that nobody knows about. Word can and will travel fast. Be very careful on where you two meet. Somebody you know can and will spot you. Make sure you are not seen by the woman's relatives, friends, and acquaintances. Make sure you and your date are not spotted by anybody that you know.




DON'T USE A CREDIT CARD OR CHECK




Neither you nor your date should pay with a check or credit card. If you do, the jig is up. If you are married, your spouse is more than likely to keep


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