by Rob O'Hannon

Created on: December 05, 2008

Halitosisian SeaSchizoid Dragons Found!

Halitosisian SeaSchizoid Dragons

Prehistoric Halitosisian SeaSchizoid Dragons discovered in Montana
The Halitosisian SeaSchizoid Dragons are the largest, oldest, and smelliest advanced forms of life ever discovered. The Halitosisian SeaSchizoid Dragons range between 130 to 300 ft in overall length with an average tooth size of 27 inches, depending on what substance you took or your diagnosis. The Halitosisian SeaSchizoid Dragons originally inhabited the inhabitants of the ancient Pacific Ocean 540 million years ago, a period of time when Montana was the western edge of the Pacific Ocean and a lot more fun. This was the era of the true psychotic seaschizoid dragons, where their truly titanic bad breath lead to the extinction of many species, including the dinosaurs. The Halitosisian Scientific Research Project, sponsored by Darwin, Australia Division of Scopes Mouthwash (get the reference?) has discovered multiple drug companies that treat people who think they have found the petrified remains of the former inhabitants of the ancient Pacific Ocean that features the true sea dragons.

This recently discovered New Era of advanced prehistoric marine biology features the true rank sea dragons that have long been missing from the historical textbooks for darn good reasons. The Halitosisian SeaSchizoid Dragons became extinct 540 million years ago. Pre dating the land dinosaur era by 320 million years, when they started dating the dinosaurs their breath stopped them from breeding, hence the Great Dinosaur Stinktion Extinction. The Halitosisian SeaSchizoid Dragons discovery features Jimmy Carter and his sea dragons, but not Ronald Regan and his land dinosaurs. The SeaSchizoid discovery features true sea dragons, really, I see them all the time, there's one hiding in my left ear!
Yes, truly foul breathed sea dragons have finally been found and discovered. They are called Halitosisian SeaSchizoid Dragons. The SeaSchizoid Dragon discovery is the single most psychotic announcement in history thus far. The Halitosisian SeaSchizoid Dragons is the world's oldest and stinkiest forms of life ever discovered. More importantly the Halitosisian SeaSchizoid Dragons have the most advanced form of halitosis ever found. The SeaSchizoid dragons reek thousands of times than the more modern land dinosaurs that never brushed or flossed.
The Halitosisian SeaSchizoid Dragons were discovered back in November of 2,003 by a construction worker doing crack in

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