I can tell you what she should not do to get back on track: get breast implants!
She was doing really good when she was a teen when she came out with her first album but today, I dare not want to say: "hit me, baby, one more time" because even if I were her husband, she would hit me hard with a lawsuit and another custody and I would say these words, "hit me, officer, one more time".
I didn't even see her show on MTV but I saw the preview and, I would have to admit saying this and, go ahead and alert the press after I say this, she is looking "pretty fine". If she wants to be fully and socially acceptable again, I would suggest getting off the morphine and the rambunctious but oddly complicated self sexualism because she really looks way oversexed for a woman of her age. No offense to women of her age.
You know what? She ought to write children's books and she might be better as a role model as Miley Cyrus if she would try this but, what the heck am I saying? Even I know that is one thing that will never happen but if she should consider her own TV show, let it be comedy or drama but, for God's sake, do not let it be reality TV. Just seeing what all she has gone through is reality enough and even she would not raise the bar for the Fox Reality channel, or, she should go on American Idol and help aspiring young artist wanna-bes in the music world but that would put Simon Cowell back on the plane to England begging for his old job back and he'll have a restraining order saying, "get me away from that woman because she will hit me one more time." Now, I would not want to be Simon Cowell if this should happen but, even the man has feelings and if he were married to Britney,.....even a restraining order won't even save him and if he had decided to let her have his child, he'll let her keep the child because, as a tennager would say, "it's a damage to my reputation, my integrity, and my dignity and I will not have anything to do with it." Talk about the most nastiest divorce in popular urban American history: Simoney-their new name. After that divorce is final, Britney Spears will be the newest American Idol judge with a beaten Simon Cowell having to audition as an artist wanna-be on the same show he worked for and she will not hesitate of turning him away. Like Hannah Montana said in the episode, I Will Always Loathe You, "Oh sweet niblets! I hope you two are happy!"
Speaking of Hannah Montana, it probably wouldn't hurt her at all if she appeared on the show along with Kelly Clarkson and Chelsea Staub but I wouldn't wanna be in Billy Ray Cyrus's position because Miley already has Mandy Jiroux as her best friend and if Miley had befriended Britney on stage, then there would be a friend feud fight between Britney and Mandy and, if I were Billy, I wouldn't want to get in the middle of that cat fight because his wife would probably be waiting to apply the bandages. If there are a great many fans of Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus who really think that Mandy is a bad influence on her, just imagine the influence that Britney would be on her. Miley's hair would not be brown anymore, it would be completely blonde.
She already wears the blonde wig on the show but she'd have to wear a brown wig if she were to keep appearances real for everyone who watches the show or keeps tabs on her appearances whereever she goes. I would really hate to be in any kind of business that partners up with the show business because there are plenty of Britney Spears impersonators and a whole lot of great pretenders out there, including me. I, sometimes pretend that I'm Luciano Pavarotti when I sing opera in my room...alone. I do happen to have a tremendous singing voice and I sometimes pretend that I'm Josh Groban but you will not see me walk on the American Idol stage and sing those artist's songs because, 1.) I don't even want to look Simon in the eye, 2.) you've got the whole entire country, well, perhaps the whole entire world, watching you either sing or scream at the top of your lungs and you have your right hand in your pocket shaking from shattered nerves wondering if your ever going to see this to the very end or until you hear Simon's most infamous words, 'your terrible' and 3.) you don't wanna see me dance. Seeing me dance is like watching that large black woman out of the movie, Norbit, going down that water slide. You might want to cover your kids eyes because if they see that, they may never see anything ever again. They'll either put on their Christmas lists that they want glasses or contacts for Christmas and if you ask why, they will respond, "did you watch American Idol last night?"
That will be the time that you will rest your case and leave it in the hands of the jury whether to hand over my dancing score to the plaintiff or to the lawyer because my attorney will probably be telling me to never dance again if I want to save myself from embarrassment. But, back to my original point, if Britney wants to get back on track, then she can do whatever she has in mind to do that but she might want to consider that if she gets back in the music business, she may be in for a more ruder awakening and if she were to rebuild her list of sources, she may have to reposition herself from square one, hence, what got her in this mess in the first place so that it doesn't happen again but if Kevin doesn't want her back in his life, then she shouldn't lead herself on because that will just put her back from where she escaped from.
And truthfully, I do not want to work anywhere in the show business because even though it's a very profitable and benefitful job but, ending up like one of them is even worse, in my opinion, because they are just well paid pretenders in front of a camera and even if I were one of them today, I'd be named something like, "Sexiest Man Alive" and I'm not. Now, I would imagine that a very few women would refer me as 'Sexiest Man Alive' but all in all, I'm just like every other man. Sexy or not.