by Joshua Murphy

Created on: November 30, 2008

I can tell you what she should not do to get back on track: get breast implants!

She was doing really good when she was a teen when she came out with her first album but today, I dare not want to say: "hit me, baby, one more time" because even if I were her husband, she would hit me hard with a lawsuit and another custody and I would say these words, "hit me, officer, one more time".

I didn't even see her show on MTV but I saw the preview and, I would have to admit saying this and, go ahead and alert the press after I say this, she is looking "pretty fine". If she wants to be fully and socially acceptable again, I would suggest getting off the morphine and the rambunctious but oddly complicated self sexualism because she really looks way oversexed for a woman of her age. No offense to women of her age.

You know what? She ought to write children's books and she might be better as a role model as Miley Cyrus if she would try this but, what the heck am I saying? Even I know that is one thing that will never happen but if she should consider her own TV show, let it be comedy or drama but, for God's sake, do not let it be reality TV. Just seeing what all she has gone through is reality enough and even she would not raise the bar for the Fox Reality channel, or, she should go on American Idol and help aspiring young artist wanna-bes in the music world but that would put Simon Cowell back on the plane to England begging for his old job back and he'll have a restraining order saying, "get me away from that woman because she will hit me one more time." Now, I would not want to be Simon Cowell if this should happen but, even the man has feelings and if he were married to Britney,.....even a restraining order won't even save him and if he had decided to let her have his child, he'll let her keep the child because, as a tennager would say, "it's a damage to my reputation, my integrity, and my dignity and I will not have anything to do with it." Talk about the most nastiest divorce in popular urban American history: Simoney-their new name. After that divorce is final, Britney Spears will be the newest American Idol judge with a beaten Simon Cowell having to audition as an artist wanna-be on the same show he worked for and she will not hesitate of turning him away. Like Hannah Montana said in the episode, I Will Always Loathe You, "Oh sweet niblets! I hope you two are happy!"

Speaking of Hannah Montana, it probably wouldn't hurt her at all if she appeared on the show along with

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