by Cari Eden Kindl

Created on: November 21, 2008   Last Updated: January 27, 2009

Religion of the Lesser Gods

Every culture in the world practices a religion in some form or another. Religion is a subscription to a particular school of thought concerning the creation and behavior of humanity. How did all of this come about? Something strange happened about 3100 years ago. One minute the peoples of the earth were hunting and gathering, hanging out in huts and caves and the next thing we know wheat mutates into edible and manageable food, animals are domesticated, pyramids pop up all over the entire planet in precise locations that coordinate with the earth lay lines and mirror constellations. People learn to plant, sew, weave and make glass beads and pottery. They fish and sail masterfully constructed ships. But let us focus on the temples, stele and pyramids for a bit, for this was the true beginnings of organized religion.

Scientists have logical and rational explanations and answers to these great achievements. The theory is that the stone age men used trees to roll 70 to 300 tons stones of granite and limestone up a ramp. Apparently, there is no way that a 300- ton stone would crush a tree. Remember that trees in abundance would had to have been around 10,000 years earlier than when scientists say the pyramids were built. The workers would have to have been extremely muscular. But you have seen the paintings of the supposed workers. I could kick these guys asses. They're scrawny little things. And they never look you in the eye. They're always looking to the side. Are they telling me that these puny little bakers and candle stick makers built the pyramids. Come on. That's like saying the guys in the Village People actually did construction, firefighting and police work.

The pyramids are not just in Egypt, there are pyramids here in the United States, South America, Australia, England, Scotland, Italy, Mongolia and Tibet and many, many more were built around the same time according to scientists. HMMMM. Sometime around 3100 BC all of the stone age morons on the entire planet, walking around with their groovy crude tools made of a rock and a piece of wood, dragging their women around by the hair were sitting around the fire one night scratching their asses and said "Hey, I just thought of something. If we take the radius of a circle, then the circumference of this circle, which is the same as the perimeter of the base it provides the complimentary squaring of a circle and circling of a square. The key to this relationship is knowledge of the

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