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Created on: November 13, 2008
She says, He says
Dear Eros,
You came into my life when I had given up hope on love. You were everything I would've loved to have as my first love. You looked at me like I was the most beautiful girl you have ever seen. I was never the kind to believe in complements. But your eyes spoke volumes. I was consumed by your smoldering gaze. I never thought I would feel that attractive.
When I came up to you and introduced myself I noticed you were a little shy. Somehow it made you look more mysterious that you didn't anticipate my actions. You held me close and danced with me. I was delighted to find out your grip was steady and you were a light on your feet.
Kissing a shy guy is always a delight. I didn't know guys your age still blushed. But your smile was so attractive I couldn't help myself. I think you should focus your eyes better when you are drunk though.
A piece of advice though if you meet a girl and you enjoyed every moment with her, you really ought to call her as soon as you can or you'll be too late.
I have a boyfriend now but I still think about you. I wonder if you are better than him. He is nice enough and he loves me despite my past. He doesn't let me go out that often not because he doesn't trust me but because he thinks bars are too noisy. Isn't it odd that I met him that same night on my way home? He got into my cab by mistake. I was passed out so the driver didn't know where to take me. He helped me out.
I guess I would never know if you are. I hope you still think about me though.
XOXO,
Lady
Dear Lady,
You really should rethink how you dress when you go out to try to snag men. I don't think they would pay you your full prize if you try to cover everything up. You dance like you are taking every piece off anyway so you might as well not leave anything to our imagination. It's unnerving that you locked in on me while you were dancing. I was trying to see through you to the girl who was sitting at the table behind you.
If you weren't a woman, I would have pushed you off me. Rubbing against a person doesn't make it dancing. I tried casually moving you away. I finally managed to get a good look at the girl. Moving your head away was easier now that you were within my reach.
It was a bad idea to kiss me. I was smiling at her when you suddenly pounced me. That was definitely something that I didn't anticipate you would do. It must have been the six cocktails I saw your down just before you went on a rubbing rampage. Really Lady, learn to hold your drink one of these days. If it wasn't for you I would have managed to get that girl to spend more time with me.
I hope you have snagged an idiot by now so men like me don't get into trouble and leave home alone.
Good riddance,
Eros
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