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basically this is what happened. this great spaghetti monster came down and created earth, then he put a mountain on earth, then he put trees on mountain, finally he made midget. this is the story of the earth being created. his people are pirates, they are the ones most touched by his noodly appendages. thus, it makes sense that to preach the word, you have to be in full pirate garb. global warming is because of the spaghetti monster's anger of the decreasing amount of pirates. also, the earth is only a few thousand years old and the spaghetti monster planted fossils to make it look like it was older. the followers of the spaghetti monster have flimsy moral values, but perhaps the best part of this religion would be the heaven. there is a stripper factory and a volcanoe that spews endless amounts of beer out of it. there were to be more, but the spaghetti monster had such a wicked hang over from the first night that he reserved them for his heaven and there is only one. the believers are called pastafarians. also, everyone knows it is total bull shit, even its followers. it is really a way for atheists to stick it to the stupid christians and i.d. plus, how much cooler can a god be than a flying spaghetti monster? the greatest part, possibly even better than the strippers and beer volcanoe (i know, unbelievable!) is watching christians get uber upset over the fact that people believe this. to learn more, buy the gospel of the flying spaghetti monster.

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