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Humor: Love/hate relationships

by Gary Jenkins

Created on: November 05, 2008

I met her at a building supply center in the "plumbing" aisle. I was there to pick up parts I needed for a bathroom remodel I was doing. She was there because she worked there.Hopefully you've already caught the plumbing analogy, and I'm telling you, this gal was a drop dead sexy red head with clear blue Texas skies blue eyes and I could not breathe for at least 3 minutes when I turned that corner and saw her standing there!She was a goddess who somehow got misplaced and had not yet truly realized where she was and what she had going for her.I could not help but gaze at her from head to delicious toe.Her long red hair was full and luxurious and surrounded her perfect face with those electric blue eyes and those puffy lucious upper and lower lips all set atop a long and graceful neck which lead one's eyes down to her absolutely perfect breasts.These were hand crafted by God to be the most erotic tits I had ever seen and she was unaware of how men could be so entranced by them that physical damage could occur as I tripped over my own feet and fell to the floor.

Not only was she the hottest woman I had ever seen,she came rushing over to me and was very concerned about my well being which was so overwhelming,especially since she had picked up my head and burried it in her warm massive cleavage.As the blood in my system rushed from one head to the other I began to feel faint which she responded to by pushing my head even deeper into those award winning natural gifts of hers.She held me until I regained enough composure to ask her out to dinner.She declined.I was very disappointed but I never give upso I went back the next day and pretended to need some more parts and asked her again to please have dinner with me.Same thing again-no.

I probably helped boost her department's sales by thousands of dollars over the next few weeks.I found any excuse to go get plumbing parts.Even if I didn't need them.I could tell that she was softening.She started to smile when she saw me.She asked me if I was a plumber.I responded with the old cliche'"no,but if you ever have a problem with your plumbing please feel free to call me"Which to my suprise actually worked! She called me and said she had a plumbing job that she thought only I could fix.When I arrived at her door she was wearing a very sheer nightgown, and from the lighting of her house there was very little left to my imagination.There was of course nothing wrong with her plumbing.But we made the wildest and longest sex in recorded


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