by Martin Kaine

Created on: November 02, 2008

When the advance of technology out paces the evolution of human wisdom strange things are bound to happen. We are currently able to perform medical procedures that were only science fiction fifty short years ago. We can exchange organs, limbs, and tissue. The ability to alter DNA and completely reprogram any living thing is only right around the corner. Some of these new technologies are controversial. For some they represent a monumental advance in medical technology. For others they are an abomination against God and nature.

Then there are a few who seek the breast of both worlds.

The dawn of the quadraboob is upon us. All be it a very select few that have actually received the surgery, at least three European medical research facilities are offering upper back breast addition surgery. Is more really better? Why did these researchers perfect a means to attache breasts to a woman's back when there are so many other more important things to research?

The answer is money.

The fashion industry is huge in terms of wealth, but as any of you that may have seen clips of fashion shows on the news can attest, these guys are running out of ideas. From the very beginning they have only had two basic forms to work with, the male and the female, both of which are relatively simple. There is only so much or so little you can put on someone. They are desperate. Many fashion designers have become so afraid of stagnating that they are designing clothes for pets in an attempt to preserve their creativity.

A third option would provide them a "blank canvas" so to speak. If there were a quadraboob as well as a female and male a whole new family of attire would evolve. Imagine what it will do for bra companies alone. Previously if a photographer wanted to get a great butt shot and breast shot in the same shot he needed two girls in the shot. Not anymore. One hot quadraboob can give you a great T & A shot in one shot on one girl.

Did you know that in the United States and Europe, for every person viewing a family friendly website, there are 8.5 people viewing hard core pornography? It's true. The fountain of information on the Internet is a modern marvel. Never before has so much information been so readily available to so many. You can read holy texts of any religion known, learn physics, browse art, research your ancestry, conduct business transactions, and even chat in real time with someone on the other side of the planet.

All that information available at our fingertips but into

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