Firstly that they do not know everything.

I advise women to step back from a situation, assess it, logically, like men do, and remain calm, instead of squealing like a badly behaved child, attacking everything, and then, inevitably bursting into tears. Whaling- like a beached whale- on the floor clutching her body for it is the only thing left. And even that isn't perfect.
Calmness often creates the best response anyway. You come off looking cool, collected, seemingly uninterested. So if any of my future girl "friends" are reading this- Which I hope you are- as I have made it a goal to do all of America- this is my recommendation. Stay calm, don't worry about it, even if you're right and the girl in our bed blatantly isn't you, but an average babe I picked up off the street outside a club called "You Weren't Available Last Night, Honey. You Know My Goal Anyway So What Do You Expect?"

Which leads me to my second thing. Do not expect men to change. If you met me in prison or in a bar surrounded by topless babes. I caught your eye, nipple in mouth. But I went home with you. Not them. Guaranteed I'll be back at that bar, if not the first year, the second, when I start to get bored. If you met me and I told you my favourite phrase was "every hole's a goal" Surely it's not my fault if you catch me watching TV through a male model's legs. Don't blame me. You went out with me.

Numero troi. I wish you knew how much we loved you. No, not really. We are animals. We want sex. So if we don't go home with you at a party, it wasn't because you weren't the best catch there, that we didn't like you or that the other girl we did go home with was better. Not better- Easier. You're hard work, let's face it. I have to talk to you. Prep you up for the night ahead. Convince you that I am worth knowing. And even then you might not have come home with me.
That girl was fun, and freely offering all that I wanted at the time. You know. Which means all you have to learn is that we're pretty shallow at times, so don't feel rejected. If anything, feel relieved you weren't the other girl.

On the other hand. Being that other girl can be fun. If you are lonely and insecure, seeking short buzzes of one night stands or you want to know how lots of men do sex differently. To be honest, love it doesn't change much.
Maybe, baby, a one night stand is all you can get when your first line is: "If you buy me a drink you can take me home." Men ain't stupid, ladies. If they're a nice

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