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Created on: October 23, 2008 Last Updated: October 24, 2008
Kuzco and Moon... they probably have the most interesting personalities in the world. Kuzco gets up at 6 in the morning, then enters my room and start getting cuddly. Whenever this happens (almost all the time), I giggle to myself about this humorous cat behaviour.</p>
<p>My 2 cats are 11 months old... which means they are always ready to play or to eat. Every morning they stat "meow"ing for their Salmon, Chicken or Tuna... depending on what I give them. 3 minutes later, Kuzco has finished his food and pushes Moon away to get more. Talk about Hungry! After their done, they don't even come to us for a 'Thank you and a your-welcome", but they continue on with they're lives... like this. During the course of the day, Kuzco and Moon start play-fighting with each other, or attack a piece of tissue (Don't ask). Later, I play with them. All you cat lovers would probably know that I would take a toy I bought from "Petsmart"... but I don't. I take a piece of string, move it around... and there they go! Kuzco (tending to be REALLY clumsy) runs at full speed toward the string and bounces off his poor brother. This continues before they decide to eat, sleep. groom, or fight among themselves. The possibilities of humorous activities are endless.</p
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<p>Cat Fights: When my 2 cats get in a fight, they go crazy. Jump, pounce, kick, "meow", they do everything they can to knock out the opponent. It's the middle of action... Kuzco is ready to pounce... and guess who's grooming himself? Moon. Groom, Groom, Groom, is that what they care about? Well, they are cats. What can I say? 70% of their time they either Groom themselves or sleep. Lazy, but fun to play with.</p>
<p>Play time is over: When all playing and fighting is over, the cats calm down and finally put their body at rest. Kuzco mounts himself up on a TV Tray while Moon collapses on the rocking chair. As they fall asleep, they close their eyelids... ever so slowly they drift of to sleep. Their bodies are in the form as if they have had they best dream... all the time. Frest Raw Rabbit with A rat as dessert. A Cat's dream come true. This is probably the funniest part. After they've slept to their hearts content, they wake up, "meeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww" and stretch, and then meow for food once again. Well... they're cats, what can you expect?</p>
<p>As you can see, my cats... in fact most cats have the funniest behaviours of all time. When they play, "meow", fight, cuddle, sleep, or even groom themselves... they always keep me entertained.
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