by Kevin Duffield

Created on: October 16, 2008

Complaint Department

Hello, God, could you talk to Santa?
This year he kinda dropped the ball.
You see, I asked for a pony for Christmas
And I didn't get one at all.
I asked for a new older brother
(The one I have is a really big pain)
But when I woke up Christmas morning
He looked pretty much the same.
I know that Santa is over-worked,
Especially yesterday,
But could you maybe write him up
Or possibly dock his pay?
I really don't like to complain,
But it happened last year, too.
And I'd rather avoid all the red tape
That would result if I should sue.
Amen.

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