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Poetry: Boat humor

by Mechelle McCarrell ICS.LPN

Created on: October 11, 2008

I just bought my boat

she is a pretty sight

I cant wait to take her

On her first cruise tonight

So i take her to the lake

I make my son her first mate

And i as her captain

Its like a first date

We finally get her launched

She floats like a dream

But then out of the blue

I here a girlish scream

I feel the coolness of water

So fresh and so clean

I look down at my feet to see

Rushing water coming up to my knees

I ask my first mate

Did you put the plug in the boat?

He stops screaming

Long enough to answer me and say

" nope!"

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