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Created on: October 09, 2008
Justified Homicide Nonsense
A spectre inspector circumspect, deflect the defect I expect.
For insecticide is suicide, the rectified suspect can decide.
Whether to infect, elect or detect, a recent relish in genuflect.
For blemished blooming pride, bisect the affected side.
Selected, neglected subject to re-elect, an aspect or object to vivisect.
So espied and collide outside, to ride on a slide by the seaside.
Collected the corrected project, although in a different dialect.
Cried and lied that it was dioxide, and tried to hide dried cyanide.
A perfect rhetoric insect, resided beside a wreck.
Effected and injected he denide, rejected though purified, died!
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