by Michael Gorniak

Created on: October 02, 2008

John McCain is an idiot.

Must I say more? My god, if McCain isn't completely out of touch with the American Public than who is? First of all, you little war mongrel with an itchy trigger finger; the American people are sick of war. During the last debates, all McCain wanted to talk about waswar. And what is WAR good for, absolutely nothing, say it again!

If it were up to McCain we would stay in Iraq until the apocalypse. Why? Because a lot of his golfing and drinking buddies have HUGE amounts of money invested in the re-construction of the Iraqi government, as well as the country in itself.

But let us not merely reflect on the past. Oh no. Every time McCain speaks he proves to be just a little bit more idiotic than the last time he opened his old, aging mouth.

Despite the fact that he is clearly losing in the polls: McCain is convinced that he is winning. In an interview that was conducted in Iowa, on Monday September 30th, after the presidential debates, when McCain was told that he was losing the presidential race, McCain said: "I haven't detected that in the polls, I haven't detected that among the base."

Now come on? I know McCain is old, but he must have a pair of reading glasses somewhere in his mansion. Every Poll out there shows that Barak Obama is leading the race by a LONG SHOT. In some estimates, Obama has a 10 to 15 point percentage lead. With five weeks until election, a fifteen point percentage lead is a BIG DEAL.

Future president Barak Obama is winning the race right now. And as the days unfold and our economy slips into a depression because of McCain and Bush's failed and absolute IDIOTIC economic policies, Barak Obama is going to have a substantial lead. Senator McLame, I mean Mcwhatever his name is needs to bow out gracefully before he gets humiliated.

The question is, when will McLame bow out of the race? How much more money is he going to waste on campaign ads? If anyone really wanted to save our economy before we fall into another depression; we should impeach Bush and Chaney immediately; force Senator McLame to go into assisted living care in a retirement home, and hand the presidency of the United States of America over to Obama.

This is wishful thinking, as we all know senator McLame is a fighter. He will never back out of anything. Look at the way he handled Iraq. Despite the fact that the majority of people in the United State of America are against the war in Iraq, Senator old man McLame is whole-heartedly convinced that we want our sons and daughters to stay in Iraq. McCain must believe that Iraq is a summer camp. He believes that our young men and women are going to Iraq to bead each other friendship bracelets, hold hands, and sing songs by the campfire.

Well guess what? Senator McLame is wrongagain. He does not get a gold star for the day. He does not get a friendship bracelet. He does not get to sing songs around the campfire.

NO. What McCain gets for his disservice to America, the American people, and to all of the men and women who lost their lives in the name of his stupidity; he gets to do the bow of shame. He gets to bow out of this race before my friends and I make him out to look like the biggest moron that ever put a pair of pants on.

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