by Christopher Kelly

Created on: October 02, 2008

I am so terribly rich

I never can get my fill

When I eat at Burger King

I tip with a hundred bill.

I love to waste my money

I find it all too fun

I plan on buying two new houses

before the day is done.

Many people like to complain

So I simply say 'spare me'

I care about nothing but myself

I will never donate to charity.

So complain all you want

you helpless dumb poor folk

With my new earned tons of money

you are all just a big sad joke.

I know its just good luck

That got me this great cash

That shiny online pop-up

Came at me with a flash.

So now I spend my money

Everything I've got

And I cant wait to collect my green

There are some things I've not bought.

It said I was the 'Lucky Winner'

And then I knew for sure

I just gave them my Social Security Number

...I hope it wasn't just a lure.

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