by Christopher Kelly

Created on: October 01, 2008

After I rule the World

Things are going to change

I will remove the word rutabaga,

It always sounded strange.

Next of course

Comes my personal protection

I will always wear camo

to avoid detection.

Then back to the world,

which I intend to perfect,

I will solve world hunger,

As a later project.

First comes the important

The needy and priority

before hunger and war,

I will entertain the majority.

Because of course,

Appearances matter

I will make the masses happy

with cheap gags and hard laughter.

Once affections are won

and my reign is secure

I will name my world CrazyLand

This of course, I ensure.

The rest is unimportant,

Little thinks that don't matter

I will check back with you later

Remember, I won't let this world shatter.

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