Poetry: Pet humor - by Linda Alter

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by Linda Alter

Created on: September 28, 2008

The Dog and Cat

The cat sits down, the dog jumps up,
The cat looks on with bright green eyes,
The dog barks excitedly, spinning around
While the cat runs off, "I didn't do it" he lies!

The dog is in trouble, paws over her ears,
The cat smiles slyly, his Cheshire cat smile!
He's done it again, he thinks as he preens,
Got the dog in trouble, without even a trial!

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I look down at my feet,
and yep, there she goes.

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FACE TO FACE WITH A BUMBLEBEE...

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Monday Morning
Monday morning, the alarm clock....no beep
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