by Michael Harrison

Created on: September 24, 2008

Wow! They didn't really put this as a subject did they? I guess so. Lesson learned for the people who pick the subjects, being a little more specific with the titles will keep people like me from droning on endlessly. Enough coffee and I could collapse the memory banks at Helium.com
First of all, and I mean this from the depths of my soul, I wish all celebrities in Hollywood who make it their personal mission to make sure eveyone knows which candidate they endorse or platoon endlessly for whatever cause is popular at the moment, would please just go home and SHUT UP! I don't care who you think the best candidate for president is, I can make up my own mind. We're taking notes too, anyone who chooses a candidate base on who someone like Pauly Shore supports needs to have their voting priviledges revoked. I dread it when election time comes around because of these knuckleheads. The best ones are the people like Barbara Striesand or Susan Sarandon who threaten to move out of the country if their candidate doesn't win. Are their egos so inflated that they actually think that will influence the swing states? Is there a UAW worker somewhere in Michigan thinking, "Oh my God, Susan Sarandon will move if I don't vote for Joe Blow, where's the election booth?!" Give me a break. I leave an open invitation to those two and anyone else who wishes to add their name to that list to contact me after the election, I will gladly pack your bags for you and drive you to the nearest airport or border. As far as the charities or causes they bang their drum for, now don't get me wrong on this, it is a noble cause, just stop asking me or the government for the money to handle it. I'm a little strapped at the moment and oh by the way, so is Uncle Sam. I think it's great that they get up and try to get people to support the homeless and the like, just quit asking me for money to do it. Most of them have a ton of money in the bank and make a ton more making more movies. The money most of them make off of one film will float their cause for a good while. Hopefully one of these days it will dawn on one of them the next time they pull their $100,000 Rolls Royce into the driveway of the $30,000,000 mansion they live in. Bet you could pack a lot of homeless people into one of those, let alone make one hell of a soup kitchen, wouldn't cost me or the government a dime and they'd still have plenty left over.

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