by Darren James Bighetty

Created on: September 19, 2008

Finish Him! No, just kidding, Sonya wins. Kidding, again. Round one, Fight, that's for the Retrospectives'. So here's a question - People who train under Bruce Lee, fighting in M.m.a. Well, first off, what's with the, half guard?' it seems the favorite position, of sweaty men, that they readily and eagerly jump into, as a greeting? Well, anyways, Ok., a hum, Does the best fight every week?, and I'm not talking about the WWE, where, at least the weak guys, who got their asses kicked, could say, yeah, I got beat by The Ultimate Warrior.' But hey, the question here is, would people expect Bruce Lee to fight all and every man that came before him and challenged him, in a mixed Martial arts event? "I'll get you, in the half gaurd..." Man here's my intuition of what would happen if Bruce Lees' students fought against others in the Cage wars (Canadian show).

"Weighing in at an astounding 158, standing 5'9" The shatterer of knees, the weight that strikes, Like Lightnning..." And this Asian guy expected to arrive from the stage, where the lights are shinning to one spot, and the fog is speeeshing out,' but he comes from the crowed dressed, with a white beard, a blue cap, and thick bi focules. He lifts the stage up with his bare hands, and the scene goes to break.

Meanwhile, in reality, Bruce gets' a call from the Guy that used to host, "Fear Factor." "Hey man, we have a $2,000,000 contract for you to fight Mark Coleman." Bruce scratches his scalp and says, "Make it four - or no match." The guy from Fear Factor says, "uh, Bruce, Bruce baby, you know we're tight back here, 2, or I'll find another headline."

Bruce response, "...And you have to eat a pig uterus."
"OK. Bruce and testicles of a Reindeer?" Says Fear Factor, bald guy, what's his name?
"Call, me again, when, you are serious." Bruce says as he hangs up his Nano Phone.'

Later, the event happens, the contract of 7 million is decided on. Cage wars has Teddy Atlas as a commentary. "Bruce's' first fight, he must come in from the blind side where the eye looks to be staring off to the camera." Mr. Colman walks in, Bruce arrives, the crowd is silent, the match starts, and the winner is both men, because they planned the fight in a choreographed sequence. Mark makes 3.5 million USD and Bruce walks away with the mixed weight division belt, and there are all kinds of contract endorsements and collaborations of technological products. How does that fit, you ask? Video games integrations, art, sound, movies, books, sports wear, and most importantly, someone could say, "I got my ass kicked by Bruce Lee."

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