by Roberto Alvarez-Galloso

Created on: September 19, 2008

I have decided to inject some humour on the idea of publishing the names of prostitutes and addresses in local newspapers. I am in agreement with the idea as well as publishing the diseases that they may have such as Syphilis, Gonorrhea, Diarrhea, and Pyorrhea. I am also in agreement with publishing the names, addresses, and phone numbers of the prostitutes so that those who want to use their services could do so. Of course, I agree with the legalization of prostitution in the United States of America as a way to comply with publishing the names of prostitutes [including their address, phone number, electronic mail, and other pieces of information].

When prostitution is legalized since it is inherent in the culture of the United States of America [remember the Barbuto Scandal in Ohio in 1979-1980 as well as the Chenowith Sex Escapades in the Idaho Room in the Halls of Congress in Washington DC], the local newspapers should also publish the license numbers of the prostitutes and any continuing education courses they may have taken in order to maintain their license.

The local newspapers are not the only media that could publish the names, addresses, electronic mail, and phone numbers of prostitutes while wasting their precious ink and destroying trees in the process. The local television stations as well as radio stations can repeat the names, addresses, electronic mail, and phone numbers of prostitutes while wasting their air time, digital videos that must be worth a lot of dollars which could be used in discussing more serious issues. I would even encourage the appearance of the prostitutes in radio and television so that they could give their names, addresses, electronic mail, and phone numbers for those interested in their services. After all, we pretend to be a prudish society that hides all forms of pornography and vice such as prostitutes but find them in our hour of need.

I challenge the United States of America especially the sexually repressed Midwestern States to throw away the chains of sexual oppression and legalize prostitution and start publishing the names, addresses, phone numbers, and electronic mails of the prostitutes so that we could have another form of entertainment. We could even take this entertainment further and have the prostitutes placed in a television station studio and with background comedy music playing and their names, addresses, phone numbers, and electronic mails being made public so that people could look and see which prostitute is better for them.

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