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Poetry: Insomnia

"Most Nights I Snore Through the Colbert Report"

Most nights I snore
Through the Colbert Report
But Steve kept me up 'til the end
Then I outlasted Jay
And I have to say
That I hope this ain't startin' a trend

Then came George Noory
And his tales of the gorey
And four a.m. came into play
But two hours sleep
As long as they're deep
Just might help me get through the day

But that ad with Greg Brady
And some foxy lady
Kept me entranced for an hour
I heard "My Love Grows
Where My Rosemary Goes"
And then it was time for a shower

I stayed up all night
'til the dawn's early light
How many times will my head bob?
OH! The boss is away
And I'm lucky today
So I guess I'll just sleep on the job

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