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costume patterns from websites such as: http://www.reddawn.net/costume /simplic.htm.

FSM PURCHASED ITEMS
As word of Pastafarianism spreads, representations of HNA are appearing everywhere, and you can purchase items representing HNA, or pirates, to add to your home-made collection of decorations.

One idea is the heavenly bloom tea at: http://fullbloomtea.com/produc t/heavenly.html. The resemblance to HNA is uncanny, and this of course cannot be a coincidence.

The main Church website also has numerous items, such as tee-shirts and mugs for sale at: http://www.cafepress.com/venga nza/.

COMPUTER DECORATIONS
Finally, videos, screensavers and wallpapers of His Noodly Appendage can be used to decorate your computer. You can make your own of course, but there are plenty available without going to the bother. There are, apparently doubting Thomas's (because every religion has its doubters and heretics) who doubt the existence of Flying Spaghetti Monster (May Sauce be Upon Him), but there is in fact proof that the FSM exists, and therefore, naturally, videos and photographs of FSM are available.

Videos include the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =vL7FcvEydqg
http://www.youtube .com/watch?v=b1PW596ZlGk&featu re=related

A variety of wallpapers are available from the Church's main website at: http://www.venganza.org/materi als/wallpapers

Get your screensaver from: http://www.venganza.org/flash/ fish.htm

Now you have your home, office and computer decked out with Flying Spaghetti Monster (MSBUH) decorations, grab your pirate costumes and have a party to celebrate.

Remember also, that since global warming has been shown to be inversely proportional to the number of pirates, you will be doing your bit for the environment by following FSM's instructions and dressing in full pirate regalia. Wear it with pride.

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