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Enjoying the rights to be different

by Joan Porter

My life long battle with alcohol

My name is Morgan and I am here to ask you to accept me for what I am; not

reject me for what I am not. I fear you cannot do that. My own mother could not accept

who I am.

Alcoholism is a topic that is very near and dear to me. It is also extremely

difficult to talk about. Recently I fear I have embarrassed myself again and for that I owe

this explanation and an apology.

I was born into a family of alcoholics. My Bohemian grandfather brewed beer in

the basement during prohibition. The family was not only large but poor. My mother and

her siblings grew up drinking beer with their meals because beer has yeast in it and that

made it nutritionally good for you. Milk and juices were cost prohibitive while beer was

readily available downstairs. When food was scarce, everyone filled up on beer.

Dieticians had not yet come into being. The food pyramid was a thing of the future.

Rickets was a major health problem nationwide as well as other nutritionally based

illnesses. The predictable end result in my family was alcoholism.

My mother was orphaned by the age of eight. She was the youngest child and

grew up under the tutelage of five older brothers and sisters. She dropped out of high

school in her freshman year. Too young to get a job she did whatever she wanted while

the older children one by one left home. At the legal age of sixteen she was allowed into

bars but she could not drink, at least not legally. She liked the music, atmosphere, dancing

and the saxophone player in the honky-tonk band. The bywords were 'Do what you want,

just don't get in trouble with the police.'

She married at nineteen and I was born when she was twenty. She still liked to

dance and frequent the bars. Eventually my father who drank very little left. Mom married

the bartender the next time around. She had three daughters and although she always said

she only hurt herself when she drank; her drinking affected all of us. I don't remember

ever seeing her sober or even if I would have liked her if she were sober.

My sister was twice married and has two children. Her first marriage was to an

alcoholic who assigned her as lookout for the police at the local Laundromat while he

spun drunk in the dryers after the bars closed. I have not used public dryers since. My

dutiful co-dependent sister who also drank on occasion did what she was told. There

obviously wasn't any glue holding that marriage together.

Her second marriage was to a joking, humorous card dealer who worked the

casinos at Lake Tahoe. I have no idea how much they drank, but the liquor cabinet was

always well stocked. Their marriage has been a little rocky but it has endured the tests of

time in spite of almost drowning in the bathtub together after a night on the town and

tossing the coffee table through the picture window in the living room. The table laid on

its side in the front yard for three months because neither of them would take it back

inside. They banished our youngest sister from their house for raiding the liquor cabinet. I

broke contact with that sister too. My youngest sister stayed at home until she was forty.

She became Mom's drinking buddy. In her early forties I had the dubious honor of seeing

her walk steadily in four-inch spike heals with perfect speech and a blood alcohol of .40.

The accidents she caused driving under the influence eventually earned her ninety days in

the county jail. After jail she spent the next two years in a Salvation Army live-in

rehabilitation program in San Francisco. She was brilliant in many ways. She passed a

typing test with 118 words per minute on her certificate. She worked for Presbyterian

Hospital in San Francisco writing grants until succumbing to her addictions once again. I

started refusing all correspondence from her and she stopped trying to make contact. Ten

years after I last saw her she committed suicide by overdosing on street drugs. The note

she left requested that she be cremated and her ashes scattered. No emergency medical

treatment was to be done and above all she did not want to be buried with her parents.

My personal problems with alcohol are much different, about 180 degrees

different. I was never a child to empty the sips of alcohol left in a glass or sneak into the

booze cabinet. On my sixteenth birthday my bartender stepfather gave me my first mixed

drink. It was horrible and I didn't finish it. In fact an instant replay shows that I really

couldn't hold my liquor. What went down came up immediately without warning. You

see I was manufactured with a built in antabuse system. I'm convinced this was a genetic

flaw in my biology and it didn't make me the most social creature on the planet. Yes, I

had bad protoplasm. I was not antisocial. I wasn't against people. I was asocial and

preferred being away from people; especially social gatherings.

You might think my alcohol problem was a good thing and in some ways you

would be correct. I never had to have a drink when I awoke in the morning. I cooked with

alcohol and made my own extracts without ever being tempted. I could pass any DUI test.

I never woke up face down on the pavement. I have never had a hangover the morning

after or seen creepy crawlies under my bed except when they were really there. I've never

awakened in the morning and not known where I was or the stranger lying next to me. I

never have to panhandle for a bottle of wine. I've never urinated in a taxi cab the

police called to take me home. I've never spent all of the food money for alcohol and had

to beg and borrow to feed my kids. I've never had to go to an AA meeting or be court

ordered into a substance abuse program.

On the obverse, I'm perfectly happy by myself. If your most important family

members are on another planet and can't accept your sobriety or don't want you around

when you are very young, you learn to be by yourself and to like it at a very early age.

Eventually I broke all contact with my family. We just don't mix if you will pardon

the pun. A priest counselor made me promise to go back if I was ever needed. I did.

People want to know why I order water or a soft drink when everyone else is

having alcohol. Being around people who drink doesn't bother me, but it can certainly

bother the people who drink to be around me. My mother would say, "She thinks were all

a bunch of drunks." I didn't think it, I knew it but never said it because I didn't care.

Regardless of what your family does, it is still your family. My husband was not an

alcoholic, but our marriage didn't last. There has to be something to marriage besides

sobriety. You see, I know how to live around alcoholics, I just don't know how to live

with sober people. My sober husband was eventually killed by the alcohol in the system

of a seventeen year old driver. I avoid celebrations such as Thanksgiving, New Year's

Eve and Christmas where you have to toast something. I make an excuse to slip out of the

room when everyone is toasting the bride and groom and at certain other special events. I

skip the wine at communion. When I go on a date, I have to respectfully decline the

invitation for a drink. Many think I'm an alcoholic on the wagon. Rude is the way I am

seen at times. There are worse things in life than being rude and there are degrees of

rudeness. If I drank with you the end result would be much ruder than a simple refusal.

In my work with mental health I refused to work with drug and alcohol clientele

regardless of how lucrative the position might be. It just wasn't my cup of tea. Women's

maximum security was more to my liking. Unfortunately, most of the people who worked

maximum security came to work under the influence to fortify their courage in a violent

environment.

My children went out into the world to seek their fortunes leaving me sitting alone

on the proverbial empty nest. I sought after something to fill that horrible void finding it

at searches end in Catholicism. I poured my soul into mother church as a new convert and

became inextricably intertwined in the mystagogia of conversion. I was appointed

president of The Legion of Mary and later quit my eighteen year career with the State of

California to work for a disgustingly low salary as the personal secretary of the parish

priest who baptized me. Studying, teaching, doing helped fill the emptiness for almost

three years. I learned that even the church has its alcoholism. Some priests offer Mass by

themselves in the middle of the night, "Blood of Christ inebriate me," "Blood of Christ

intoxicate me." Cloistered convents and monasteries are no exception. I found that

abstinence leads to wanting the very best for another person even if I am not the very best.

Fasting can lead to an acceptance of alcoholism when all else fails. The Liturgical Hours

and Perpetual Adoration are not only prayers but acts of obedience. The road of poverty is

paved with riches. Some people are called to be victims and it's OK. The glass is no

longer half empty and I can live quietly within the confines of a world where everyone

else can drink and I don't fit in.

That is the story of my life long battle with alcohol and my apology for offending

you because of it. I hope you can accept me for what I am and not reject me for what I

cannot be.

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