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Created on: August 13, 2008 Last Updated: January 22, 2009
Scary Nonsense
Our tale begins one cold fall night
The still air crisp, the full moon bright
Beyond the fields coyotes wail
Their lonesome calls so long and shrill
They scamper in a busy pack
Until they scent their victim's track
Then off they rush all teeth and tails
And chase their prey into the hills.
Deep in the bowels of a darkened cave
Where werewolves howl and demons rave
There dwells a troll bereft of grace
With knotted joints and sallow face
His grimy locks and pointed ears
Reduce the bravest men to tears
Within his skull his eyes glow red
And, methinks, his name is Fred.
Inside an ancient, twisted, oak
Concealed among its gnarly hulk
A spirit dwells whose wispy shape
Is blacker than a blackened cape
At midnights, when the air is still
It oozes out into the chill
To seek lost souls who can't be saved
And drag them down into the grave
Each night as tots doze in their beds
It silently floats above their heads
But with a sigh it soon moves on
Their innocence is far too strong.
Amidst the gloom of a Black Forest hollow
In murky muck where wild boars wallow
The throaty croak of a forlorn toad
Makes your neck hair stand and blood run cold
A gruesome goblin sits and scowls
To ravens' caws and hoots of owls
In full moon's light with bluish hue
He dines upon a mushroom stew
And when the shrill about him peaks
He deftly turns to you and speaks
While holding up his plate of goo
He asks, Would not you have some, too?
In a churchyard overgrown with brush
Where only bats disturb the hush
Lies the entrance to a marble crypt
Its lintel carved with ornate script
Beneath the vault of crumbling stones
Neglected like its trove of bones
There lurks a zombie vile and pale
Passed long ago beyond the veil
Alive, and yet it does not live
Whose
evil thoughts we must forgive
For solitude can drive one mad
But thoughts alone don't make him bad.
Yes, solitude can drive one mad
Or loneliness might make one sad
Just as it did to little Chad
A boy with neither mom nor dad
Nor siblings with whom he could play
And gaily pass the time of day
He never knew a cozy bed
Warm blankets wrapped about his head
For
Chad
was orphaned as a babe
And raised by skunks in a forest cave.
Chad seldom went out in the day
And learned to like the smelly spray
That kept all enemies far away
As merrily they went bout their day
Chad learned to dig for grubs and worms
Not caring for disease and germs
In fact, he felt it rather funny
When earthworms wriggled in his tummy.
Perhaps it is of no surprise
When long before the sun did rise
Young Chad sat up one chilly night
Awakened by
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