by Crystal Elizabeth Webb

Created on: August 13, 2008   Last Updated: August 26, 2008

Men are simple creatures, pleased greatly by their accomplishments and successes. Men have moved mountains, built cities and traversed treacherous waters. Most men are motivated by an innate instinct to work and to provide. In my lifetime, I have observed that the male species have an amazing capacity to separate emotion from the job at hand.

The man in my life, serves as a stellar example of these male traits. In most circumstances, he is a rock; His stamina and stature never falter in the face of adversity. As the owner of a Construction Company, my Boyfriend of eight years, aquires much of his personal satisfaction in completing projects and acquiring more work. There are times when he is distracted by nothing. It seems just when we have a moment to enjoy eachother's company, the phone rings; he never misses a call.

As a woman, (a very cute one), I am well aware of the one vunerability, the one weakness, the one distraction that a man simply can't ignore. SEX! It's not necessarily so much about the act itself, I've found, that a man appreciates most, but rather the anticipation of their next sexual experience. I'm not a professional in these matters, however, I am convinced that a man's behavior centers greatly around the Scrotum. At any given moment, a the male species contains, literally, millions of microscopic, swimming reminders, of their masculinity. The sticky, sweaty, highly-sensitve sac, which exists between a man's thighs, is constantly cultivating a man's thoughts of Procreation.

Talk to the Sac - In my experience, attemping to communicate on an emotional-level with a man, will serve only to further frustrations and can confuse intentions. By simply initiating a sexual conversation, for example, to declare something like, "I wish you would spank me"; sincerely, spontaneously, while he's busy, typing an Estimate or working on payroll, never fails evoke my man's 'sexy' smile. There is a complete shift in his focus, realaxing his demeanor and usually, involves a swift smack to my ass! In this way, I have found, that by telling the Scrotum what it wants to hear, which is-Dirty, filthy sex-talk; I am able to easily attract my partner's attention.

Don't Compete - Men are not only providers, they are consumers. The television industry has made fist-fulls of money simply by marketing specifically to men. Today's man is inundated with sexually explicit messages and images. Television, Internet and magazine advertisers apparently have a knack for Talking to the Sac. I am confident, however, that my real-life presence lingers much longer in my partner's psyche than anything he has seen on tv. A living, breathing, good-smelling woman, with something dirty on her mind, tends to leave a lasting impression on a man.

Occasionally leaving a provocative phone message or sending him a sexy e-mail are also a very effective in insighting a riot in my man's pants. A seductive voicemail message, for instance, something like, "Oooh, baby, I have such a treat waiting for you when you get home!" Keeps me in his thoughts and increases his incentive to get home quickly! Dirty-talk does not necessarily have to involve profanity and is not always vulgar, (except if you like it like that!). For my partner and I, sexual banter, is a natural component of our relationship. I would question the stability of our partnership if we were not expressing our sexuality toward eachother. In my perspective, engaging in conversation which is 'dirty', flirty and sexual, is an important aspect in maintaining a healthy, sexual relationship.

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