by Tonic

Created on: August 13, 2008

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Linsay Lohan is a puppet of the masses. She has it all, looks, fame, and money; what is there to not be jealous and envious of? Why do we enjoy watching celebrities take a turn for the worse? Because there is a vicarious, voyeuristic rush watching someone else make mistakes. She has an attitude of a princess and it is so delicious to watch when she falls on her face. Perhaps, this is harsh, so allow me to lighten up a bit and talk about porn.

Recently in the the headlines, Angelina Jolie is contemplating porn acting. Hmm, is she becoming a bad girl? That's for you to decide. I believe that a woman has every right to choose what she does to her body, and whom she allows to do it. Vulgarity aside, I also believe Jolie is taking a turn for the worse. She has that innocent act down pat and any man will fall prey to her game. Its true, and for that she deserves praise. She has mastered men to a degree, so cheers! But porn? Come on, you're so above this Angelina! As for you Linsay, stick to formulaic teeny bopper fantasy, this is where the pervy old men want you. And you play it so well! No but seriously, let's get real.

All these Hollywood girls going bad is pure publicity. This is what sell's people. It's raw, exciting drama that most everyone with a heart can enjoy. I mean, if you didn't you wouldnt be alive. But I digress into rambling nothingness. Girls gone bad in Hollywood is awesome. Everyone gets to enjoy the naughty indulgences of ridiculously paid actresses and heiress' and get a laugh when they make career changing sexcapades. For example, does anyone remember Pam Anderson's sex tape with Tommy Lee. I do, I was just a wee lad when it came out and the shock and awe was beyond my comprehension. These are the things that make entertainment entertaining. This is such a dry, completely monotonous train of though, please excuse my ineptitude. My mind is being over-taken by flash-backs of giant man organs, and artificial fun bags.

When Hollywood girl's go bad, we relish the fact that it is them, not us. The world seems to stop on a dime to heed to drastic change of princess to vixen that we are now witnessing in the lives of many young Hollywood starlets. In desperation and naivete, Paris Hilton thought it a good move to perform fellatio in dark green camera scenes. It's classy, no? But the thing of it is, in my humble opinion, girls like these are seeking some love and attention in all the wrong places. They seem to get called to the dark-side, and there is where the demons lurk. Corruption of a princess takes place and no shoulder is present for their tears. Well, girls, it's entertaining and sometimes sad. But you do it so good, carry on!
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